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Age/Gender: 19, Male
Location: St. Louis, MO
Job: Student
Student at SLU. Majoring in Jazz Bass Performance. Also, dicks.
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Whistle Status: Normal
Exp. Points: 1,110 / 1,350
Exp. Rank #: 26,156
Voting Pow.: 5.27 votes
BBS Posts: 587 (0.44 per day)
Flash Reviews: 32
Music Reviews: 1
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0
Latest Flash Reviews
You can draw alright, and that's the only thing I gave you stars for.
the thing is, this isn't funny. Some might call it cancer or newfaggotry or something else to do with 4chan, but honestly, it's just. not. funny.
You just used a meme a lot. Over and over. there wasn't a point. if your point was to be random, then at least make it funny.
die.
Author's Response:
The people who spout "cancer cancer cancer" don't realise that they are the cancer.
You completely missed the point,
No U.
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My sweet Erica,
These past few months fighting with the union have been fatiguing. There is naught a night here where the moon shining o'er Shilo does not remind me of your smiling face. As we march upon the rebellion tomorrow, please keep that I love you, and I will return shortly to hold you in my warm embrace soon.
All my love,
Timothy
Author's Response:
Why thank you, my dear Tim. O! How I long for the sweet nights of summer's past and to be held betwixt your endearing arms! As you go off into battle, know that I shall never love another such as I hath loved thee.
Your love,
Errrka.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That was the funniest shit I've seen all day
Author's Response:
You're welcome. <3
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Latest Audio Reviews
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About time. Every time I go into the Funk category, I never get what I'm looking for. It's all synthesized bass. Thank you for actually playing in the song. And yes, there is definitely Jaco in this. But I think in every good bass player's fingers, we all have a bit of Jaco in us. I like the raised notes you put in your little eighth note jazz scales, but it would've sounded nice to hear some slap...lol. Maybe I'm just being greedy. But hey, how many years have you been playing? I'm gonna guess roughly 3 or 4? I've played for 10 myself and I'm really happy with this song, just because of the diversity and the funkified goodness. Big ups. Keep on keepin on
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